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This past weekend was the nuttiest Pedestrian Sunday the bitches can remember. Why? Because we got forklifted onto the Freshmart rooftop. All for the sake of art!

Our friends at Neon Panther asked Allie to perform a set at their rooftop show, opening for ThaCapitalE, while Kaela jumped on board to take photos. The audience was a constantly moving mass of people so we had to yell out bitchesofkensington.com! an awful lot in order to make sure everyone heard. We had so much fun and want to say thanks to all our friends who came out to watch!

So last summer I was doing some concert photography for BlogTO with my buddy Bill the music writer. One of the many shows I covered that summer was Grimes playing the Garison. I had no clue who this girl Grimes was and the whole time I kept thinking she wasn’t even old enough to be in the Garison. I had completely forgotten about the show until someone brought up Grimes the other day and the name rung a bell. So I googled her and found out she has an amazing video she directed with John Londono (who is a super awesome photographer from Montreal). 2.3 million people have already checked it out so hurry up and get on the bandwagon!

The Bitches are making a bit of a habit of going on this horribly awesome website you may have heard of called Chatroulette. Along with our friend Rhys, we had a grand ole time the other evening flipping through a bunch of weirdos and promoting bitchesofkensington.com. Also we may or may not have sang some impromptu songs and thrown some gold around in the studio. How nice it must have been for all those perverts to see some wholesome fun pop up on their screen!

This was our favourite new friend we met, his name is Xavier. He is American.

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woke up to this shit in my email inbox. sent at 2 am from the one and only kaela greenstien. hope you had a fun night you weirdo!

Response from Kaela: Yes Allie, I did have a fun night. Thank you. While you were lying sound asleep, I was exploring the frontiers of mirror imagining through a photo booth medium. Fascinating! Can’t think of a better way to spend my Sunday night.


speaking of photo booths, the bitches are thinking of setting up a photo booth outside our studio next pedestrian sunday. Free portraits!

I’m stuck inside editing/sorting photos on a sunny Sunday but it’s ok because I have Austra and all of youtube at my finger tips. Thank you internet for being so cool, and Austra for making great music.

Kaela

 

Today I went around town in a renatl smart car and it was awesome. I had never even been in a smart car before today. The car has a program that rates how ecofriendly you drive. Apparently I am 81 out of 100 ecofriendly. My cruising is 97 ecofriendly but my braking is only 62 ecofriendly. I guess that means I 19 hate nature.  Image

This post is dedicated to another Greenstien’er, my little brother Landyn, formerly known in childhood as Boo Boo Bear.

Landyn is now a bonafide 18-year old, cool as shit, psuedo-adult. Just look at this picture of him in a T-shirt. Not just any T-shirt mind you, a T-shirt with a badass leopard print pocket known as a “pocket tee”. Landyn is the official model for “the pocket tee” from “Tarnished“. Ya.  And look at that face, years of teenage suburban angst  smouldering into one chisled yet nonchalant glare, topped off by a lip ring. He has 1273 Facebook friends but blocked our mom because she writes lame-o comments on all the photos of him partying with PBR and hotties.

If you’re wondering where that oh-so stylish hair-cut came from, it was me! About an hour before he was swept off in a limo to his graduation red-carpet extravaganza (yaa…we come from a small town), I was in the bathroom shaving off the sides of his head. I had never used an electric razor before but it turned out saaweet! Home-made hair cuts before major events are a specialty of mine, ahem… rat-tail cut my by ex-boyfriend just before coming back home to be a bridesmaid in a wedding. I think my mom and dad are a bit freaked out by the spawns they have created, but did they seriously think raising two kids in a conservative, white, middle class suburb wasn’t going to result in extreme forms of hipster rebellion?

Anyways, check out this promo video from Tarnished of Landyn being all like, “whatever”, in a grassy field at sunset.

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So Landyn is a crazy tallented guitar playing, drum banging, mix-pad creating musician. Seriously check out his work below and tell this kid to get the hell out of Ladner and over to Toronto to play the Hoxton!

http://soundcloud.com/lando-green/wizards

This is Ben and he sold us a coffee maker for $10- what a deal!!! Ben is quite the little entrepreneur. His Grandma works at a hotel downtown and got him all these coffee machines. He got to keep all the money from selling them! We were Ben’s first customers and we have to say our coffee machine is super awesome and makes great drip coffee. Allie’s a bit confused about why pouring in cold water doesn’t make cold coffee but that’s another story. Ben, please send us the link to your blog, we really want to check it out and we hope you like this photo!

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As we started to shoot Rachel, we soon discovered that she is an accomplished ballerina turned hockey player, seriously! We shot her in a beautiful white gown she picked up in India (her mom grew up there and speaks fluent Hindi, seriously!) and it was perfect for a dancing dreamy shoot. We shot this in the Glendon Manor at Glendon College where Kaela does nerdy things but mostly just hangs out there for the scenery. I still can’t believe how gorgeous this woman is and how much fun we had shooting this. Thank you again Rachel for being so super awesome!

We met Amelia in the Kensington park and we can’t believe how insanely awesome she is! We gave her our card and to our good fortune, she actually messaged us! ( To all of you who have been given cards by either myself (it’s Kaela!) or Allie, get over it and send us a message. We gave you our card for a reason. We know you’re creeping, we have stats!). Amelia isn’t even a model- she’s a social worker which makes me appreciate her even more. This woman is an absolutely radiating pixy of wonder and joy. I could write on and on and on about our shoot but Allie’s already in bed and I’m about to pass out as I typ

Is this a person or a wax statue?!?

Yesterday we had the pleasure of shooting Rachel Skarsten. Rachel is one of those people you probably hate because they’re so perfect in every way. Not only is Rachel so beautiful it makes us want to puke, she is an accomplished actress, a smartie pants, and generally rad chick. And since we don’t have an inferiority complex, we downright adore her. Here’s Allie getting ready to curl her luscious locks.

We shot in and around a 1920’s manor north of Toronto. Rachel looked stunning against the backdrop of the rich architecture and the gardens around the building. Allie looked weird as usual.

Rachel’s boyfriend Harrison was never far behind and snapped some great behind the scenes photos for us, including this one of Kaela getting her bum wet. All for the sake of art!

And just because we love you guys, here’s another sneak peek. We snapped this photo of Rachel in the clothes she wore in because she already looked badass and cool before we could even get our hands dirty.

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I’m only allowed to wear my fanny pack if Kaela can wear her Fuck Ya visor.

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Last night was the night, Saturday night! We wanted ramen noodles so we went to get some.

This window food looked real good.

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So Kaela took that picture of it with her weird arms.

Then we ate real food! We were really excited when our waitress asked if we wanted her to take our photo. Apparently Ramen doodles are the most exciting, wonderful thing we’ve ever experienced.

The Bitches were repping hard last night.

It was Friday night and we hit the town looking fly for a night of fun filled adventure. We dragged our friends Rhys, Daniel and Megan along for the ride and got a ride from Rhys’s mysteriously convenient car service to our first stop: the NEON PANTHER launch party at Wayla!

Neon Panther is a new production company started by our dear friends Kyle Mac and Kristin Waterson. These kids got good heads on their shoulders and we trust they’ll go far. Clearly they have excellent taste as they’ve already asked this musical bitch to perform at their next event, a rooftop extravaganza this coming Pedestrian Sunday. Kaela took lots of photos of people having fun, and I yelled at them to look like they were having fun and held Kaela’s gin and tonic.

Rhys made quite a scene driving through Yonge and Dundas, but we don’t give a shit because whenever we leave the market we play ‘not my town.’

We hit Rhys’s house, where there was a whole bunch of wankers mingling and trashing the place for some dudes birthday. We ran into Allie Pearse, talked to some randoms and peaced the fuck out.

Yes Yes Y’all was wild when we arrived, and we danced, made a fuss and kicked up some shit until we got bored of drunk people. Clubs are fun for about five seconds unless you’re Allie and making out with some hot blonde.

After a solid night of fun, we came back to the studio to shoot an art film which turned out to be the greatest short film ever recorded.

 

Guess what!? We have been cordially invited to a party this evening and we would like to invite you too! Our friends have an awesome new production company called “Neon Panther” and they’re throwing their launch party tonight at WAYLA. I’m going to be doing the photography so come out and I’ll take a picture of you looking super fucking cool. http://www.facebook.com/events/235068396613330/

Armed with tutus, these two bitches were parading around the market yesterday evening just as the sun was setting.

Aubree’s dress, and Allie’s corset/tutu are from Exile, this rad store on Kensington Ave. We snagged some magic shots on the streets and in our favourite grocery store, Freshmart.

Thanks to the owner of Freshmart who let us parade around after the store had closed! More shots to come, stay tuned.


Good morning sunshines! Last night we hung out with Aubree who is visiting from Regina. She’s super fun times and needs to move to Toronto. Look at her hair- it’s all real! And she’s not even jumping, it just stays up like that all the time.

Oh look, Aubree took a photo of me wearing my new favourite visor cap. Cherish it, that’s all your going to get. I’m staying put on the other side of the lens.

Hey y’all! After an insane three days of back-to-back shoots, Jessica came over Monday evening for the last shoot before our day off. Allie and I were overheated, sleep deprived and even more neurotic than usual. We ran around the apartment topless blaring profoundly explicit French music, yelling and groping Jess telling her how much we love her. Did someone spike our lunch? Check out some of the behind the scenes shots from our shoot- more to come soon!

 

Yesterday I was eating with my camera, today I was sleeping with my camera. Were tight like that, all cuddled up in bed together on a sunny, sweaty Wednesday morning in the market. Sometimes my laptop even crawls into the bed with us and tells us bedtime stories- we all wake up the next morning in a tangled mess of cords.

Kaela and I have the day off from photoshoots today to focus on our other jobs. I’m doing two self tape callbacks for movies, and one tape for a series about pirates. Kaela is laying on the floor with a bunch of papers spread out around her laptop pretending she’s being productive but I’m pretty sure she’s looking at porn.

We had a sneaking suspicion that you were all wondering what we had for lunch… So here it is!

I cooked up some omelette with spinach, feta, tomato, and onion, topped it with some spouts and avocado, and bought some challah bread freshly baked from the market bakery. Then I put it on a plate for Kaela to eat. Then Kaela ate it and was satiated.

Then I surprised Kaela by sneakily preparing a bowl of mini tiramisu in blueberries. Served with a cup of fresh espresso and a smile.

She has no idea I spit in all of it.

Now, we know what you’re thinking… WHO CARES?! Well, the answer is, you do. Because you just read this whole post.

Bon appetit!

Hey y’all! It’s another super busy day at BOK studio. Allie’s busy getting the super gorgeous Jessica prepped for a gold and silver shoot (stay tuned!) and I’m busy going through this mornings shots with stunt man Dan. I also switched up our site design a bit, you like?! Keep your mouth shut if you don’t, I don’t want to hear it! Big smiiiiles.

Anyways, we have some bad news for you, but great news for us! We are all booked up for July! But fear not, we are still booking for August and onwards so don’t hesitate to contact us about work you are interested in shooting with us.

We have so many shots to post of the work we did over the weekend, do stay tuned! We can’t wait to show you what we’ve been up to.

-Bitches-

While we’re shooting, we always make sure to “pump up the jams” and get a “dance partay” going. Our models always have song requests so we thought we’d start posting their favourite songs of the moment for all to enjoy.

From Dayle:

From Ava:

From Audrey (she’s 3 and already up on her obscure old school music):

Hey y’all! It’s Sunday Funday for all you lazy bums. Over at BOK studio we’ve been busy sweating our faces off shooting headshots with the beautiful and lovely Ava!  Ava is one hundred percent sweetheart but her inner bitch comes out easily and we had an awesome time shooting between all the pretty looks.

Things got off to a good start. Allie armed herself with a curling iron and lost her shit. Good thing I hid all the guns in the house yesterday.

Ava brought us chocolate croissants and cigars! Here’s Allie eating as she normally does, in front of lights and a camera looking like a wanker.

Ok, us seriously getting prepped to shoot.

And now here’s a shot of Ava pregnant with her invisible baby and her arm around her invisible husband.

After the shoot we went to Ideal and looked around suspiciously because we trust no one. NO ONE!

So, the Bitches are having some technical difficulties.

You’re probably all wondering why some of our photos look kind of shitty and have weird black lines and funky shading all over them.

IT’S BECAUSE WE DIDN’T FUCKING KNOW!!

All you wankers who look at our awesome photos didn’t THINK TO TELL US???!

So every photo we posted we thought looked perfectly blended and awesome and amazing. And when you look at it on a different monitor, it looks stupid.

Having a new computer fucked us over. The target gamma standard setting on newer Macs is 2.2. Older Macs and PCs use 1.8 target gamma. Our computer screen was darker than yours, so when we just saw solid black, you saw this weird combination of black paintbrush and darkly shaded background and some other weird shit.

So thanks for not telling us, assholes! We’re currently reediting and reposting the photos affected. I bet you were all wondering why we thought we were so cool and our photos looked stupid. Now we realize why our moms are the only people who comment on our blog.

We would like to sue Apple for causing us this embarrassment and frustration. Are any of you lawyers?

Love,

BOK

Good Saturday eve, losers! Just kidding! You’re a winner if you’re on our website. You have good taste.

Today we shot the beautiful Dayle McLeod, a talented young actress who is breaking out as a lead on the second season of the Canadian made show The LA Complex. Here she is smiling:

We got her to roll around in some gold and the end result was brilliant.

Stay tuned for photos! We love you Dayle! So much we could lick you!

Hey all you little creepers…why the klsdfj are you looking through our blog without commenting? We post all these photos and nobody says ajklsfadfls all about it! We want to hear from you even though we don’t care what you think. Ok fine we do. Please start commenting on our blog so we can talk to you on the internet and never leave our studio again ever!

It’s a busy day at BOK today with two shoots scheduled. Good thing were straight edge now and always get a good nights sleep. Our morning started with Natalia, Rob and their daughter Audrey coming in for a special BOK family shoot. We made sure to hide all of our guns and drugs before they arrived and decked out the studio in pink, confetti, gold and rainbow tutus as per the standard definition of childhood. How insanely cute is this kid?! AAAAAHHH!

Welcome to the Bitches of Kensington studio, Mark Anthony Clennon.

Today we shot the amazing MAC in studio. Mark works as a model and is currently recording an electro-pop album in his spare time.

We used a few things from Mark’s personal wardrobe, as well as some great pieces Allie picked up at Exile and Flashback in the market. Like this rad seventies floral shirt:

It’s not very hard to make this face look good. We added a little bit of contour and highlighting around the eyes, powdered, lip balmed and he was ready to shoot.

And then things got a little crazy.

Stay tuned for the photos. We are beyond happy with them and can’t wait to share. BOK Studio was the best idea anyone has ever had.


As you may have heard, Betsey is going out of business. We’re sad. We like Betsey. Betsey is fucking cool.

A few stores will remain open in major cities, but most, like ours here in Toronto, are closing their doors for good.

We’re gearing up to do a full Betsey shoot in the very near future to commemorate the end of an era. Here’s a sneak peek.

We may be the Bitches of Kensington, but Jenn/Vive is the honorary Queen Bee. After only two days in the market, she already had more friends than Kaela and I combined. You know those kind of people who are simply magnetic? That’s Jenn.

She is also an extremely talented singer/songwriter.

Not to mention a political activist who organized the Occupy Halifax movement.

This little punk I used to walk to school with is all grown up and using her skills to better our world. Move to Toronto! We adore you!

Is it an iPhone….? Or is it a $2000 camera and a $500 editing program?

We took these photos with Allie’s Nova Scotia hometown friend Jenn. Jenn is super fucking awesome and all of the sudden started parading around our house topless. Allie and I looked at her and 2 minutes later were both topless and wondering why the fuck we’ve been wearing shirts all this time in our apartment. Incidentally, the AC was broken that weekend so it was actually a necessity. The AC is fixed now, but the toplessness is here to stay in BOK studios. Even in the winter.

In Ontario, women are now legally allowed to go topless in public. In freedom hating France, nobody gives a shit about women being topless. In freedom loving America, women are fighting for the right to feed their babies in public. Welcome to the world!

Even though we’re all about being topless at home and do not accept the notion that topless women constitute “indecent exposure”, we’ve decided not to post any of the full frontal shots. This is the internet y’all and in case you haven’t noticed, 95.789% of the people who hang out on the internet are a bunch of wankers including you.
All people have breasts, even men! And if you don’t believe it, go to the pool and check out how many male nipples there are in your face. Male nipples don’t even do anything useful, they’re just pathetic useless little dark circles. Why don’t they figure out something useful to do with those things like feed babies!?! EH!?
And when it’s 35 degrees out, wearing a bra, let alone a shirt sucks. Men figured this out a long time ago. So lets just all get over the fact that women’s breast happen to be a bit fattier than mens. Because thats seriously the only difference. Seriously. Smarten up you sexist prudes.

These were shot in the low but lovely 7pm light that comes through our living room window. Now we have big ass fancy studio lights so don’t have to instagram the shit out of photos to make them look decent. Nevertheless, they are beautiful and that’s all that matters.

On my walk home, I was thinking about a completely different post I was going to make. But then I got home and flipped open a copy of Vanity Fair I found on our coffee table (ALLIE). I like how magazines are so blatant about their purpose as a folder book of advertising, they even spend the first 10 pages exclusively on it before you even reach the table of contents. At least its honest.

One of the first ads was for Louis Vuitton.

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The caption on the ad (not seen here) reads: “A single journey can change the course of a life. Cambodia, May 2011. 

I feel like the only thing I can say is What. The. Fuck. 

Seriously?  

Seriously? 

I, again, had way to much faith in humanity and thought googling the ad would turn up a slew of articles on this deranged and shocking ad. 

I’m not an Angelina Jolie expert but I have, like many, heard about her work with the UN and aid organizations. Angelina Jolies wikipedia page states:

“Jolie began visiting refugee camps around the world. In February 2001, she went on her first field visit, an 18-day mission to Sierra Leone and Tanzania; she later expressed her shock at what she had witnessed.[64] In the following months, she returned to Cambodia for two weeks and met with Afghan refugees in Pakistan.[66][67] She covered all costs related to her missions and shared the same rudimentary working and living conditions as UNHCR field staff on all of her visits.[64] Jolie was named a UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador at UNHCR headquarters in Geneva on August 27, 2001.”

I might be terribly ill-informed on the work she does, but it never seemed as in-your-face obnoxiously driven by capitalism as the “aid” work of fellow “A-list”er Bono. I guess I don’t read enough Vanity Fair. 

The first critique of the ad was an article called “Hardly Seems Natural” from Ad Week. Ad Week apparently thinks it’s pretty bullshit that an article on wwd.com says she’s “she’s barefoot, wearing her own clothes, no makeup, and toting her own elegantly weathered monogrammed Alto bag…”. 

I think it’s pretty bullshit that Ad Week misquoted WWD.com. They actually said “little makeup” not “no makeup”. And that is a significant enough difference especially since their whole critique is based on the ad not looking ‘natural’ enough.

But the real bullshit is their critique. The biggest problem they have is Angelina not looking ‘natural’ enough carrying a $2000 through a Cambodian river. Because, if she really wasn’t wearing any make up, this ad would be totally acceptable. 

We should feel deeply embarrassed and disgusted by a system of American Individualsim that glorifies excessive opulence, wasteful and unnecessary luxury. But our shame and embarrassment should turn to absolute intollerance when the poverty and need of others is used as a marketing spin for a campaign called “Core Values” by Louis Vuitton.

I guess Louis Vuitton’s “core value” is the perpetuation of a system of gross national and global income disparity justified by a belief in the individuals responsibility and capacity to simply work hard if they want to be successful. FYI, the “school life expectancy” for boys in Cambodia is 10, for girls, 9. Guess they’re just not working hard enough. 

I like beautiful things and I appreciate beautiful. I respect and will defend fashion as an art form and canvas for creativity as well as a reflection of social movements in a time period. I see a move into the de-genderizing of some clothing trends (stripy shirts and skinny jeans for girls and boys!) as a positive incarnation of social values.

But, can we just look at this bag for a moment? It’s a fucking sac. It is a sac with an obnoxious amount of L’s and V’s plastered all over its fleshy surface. It’s just straight up fugly. Seriously. Is this seriously the best bag you can buy with $2000?!? Go give some broke OCAD student $2000 and I’m sure they can come up with ten bags in a day that are more interesting than this. Oh, but then you wouldn’t have a bunch of L’s and V’s parading around on your bag letting everyone know you paid $2000 for it, so really, what’s that point of that?